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11 Ways I Am 10x Better Than Twice What You Are on a Really Good Day
#14 is the best one, although they are all the best. This entire article is the best thing anyone has ever written, including Alberto Einstein. He is the German who lives in Mexico.
This was supposed to be 11 reasons, but I got rid of the first one because it wasn’t a reason. It was a rant about socks or some such nonsense. Not quite sure how that got there. But anyway, it means we’re starting with #2.
I’ve also added three more at the end to make up for it. This makes it look like there are 14, but there are really only 13. I’m sorry. I’ll try to do better next time.
My favourite one is #12. My other favourite is #7. I should have started with one of those, but that would have meant changing the numbering system, and I’m not sure how to do that.
#2: I can fit an entire watermelon in my mouth
I was born with an unusually large mouth, and growing up, I became obsessed with trying to fit larger and larger objects into it. Eventually, I learned how to dislocate my jaw using a technique taught to me by Shammiwazzock Mahabibooms.
