17 Directions to Remain Animated and Not Become Into Disturbance (if You’re Goose-like)

“17 Ways to Stay Alive and Not Get Into Trouble” put through a thesaurus

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So, I wrote this silly piece of nonsense:

17 Ways to Stay Alive and Not Get Into Trouble (if You’re Stupid)

Here it is put through a thesaurus:

17 Directions to Remain Animated and Not Become Into Disturbance (if You’re Goose-like)

1. Don’t incessantly corrode solid food all day until you regurgitate, then damage the body waste until you regurgitate once more, thrust the body waste at your neighbours, and then hack your hoof off.
2. Don’t caravan to be a hosepipe sea dog, eat up 10 days waving external formation, but then one day resolve to melt to vaporize to Red Planet.
3. Don’t crack-paste your cloth covering to a boo-boo’s egg and then bump the boo-boo about the toilet with a flump of vegetation.
4. Don’t incessantly ingest dish flavoured with mayonnaise until you excrement, then…