17 Ways to Stay Alive and Not Get Into Trouble (if You’re Stupid)

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A wise man once told me, “Wise men are hard to find.” By that, I assume he meant they are good at hiding.

But anyway, if you transform that sentence using a thesaurus, it becomes, “Owlish hands are sticky to bump.” Translated into Latin, that becomes “Manus bubones…

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Edward John

Edward John

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This is a pen name, and that’s not a photo of me. Prone to alternating between deep wisdom and idiotic nonsense. edwardjohnwrites@gmail.com