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SMILLEW RAHCUEF
19 Reasons Why Smillew Rahcuef Is Better Than Me
Smillew Rahcuef is better than me, and these are the reasons why
Smillew Rahcuef is a naughty, cheeky, unpredictable man, and I don’t trust him. But, having said that, he is better than me, and here are many reasons why that is indeed the case.
1) He is married.
Unfortunately, I haven’t yet managed to find someone I can stand to be with all the time. Or anyone willing to put up with my nonsense.
2) He is a father
Anyone capable of raising a whole new human without totally losing their shit gets my respect. For all I know, Smillew may indeed lose his shit, but he’s still one up on me. I’m too scared to inflict a miniature version of me on the world.
3) Furry hat
Smillew’s furry hat is legendary. I have worn various hats in my life and still do. Never one as furry as that, though. I might buy one next winter. Or steal Smillew’s hat from his head. On second thought, that might be a bad idea. It might smell.
4) Dancing
Smillew won the school dancing competition four years in a row. I only won it three times. This fact alone makes him…
