43-year-old man.

Right-handed.

Atheist.

Speaks English, with some knowledge of French from school, plus a little bit of familiarity with some Welsh words.

Owns a cell phone, but sometimes wishes he didn't.

Does have a car but it's old and not in great condition. It's making a strange sound at the moment.

Has a bank account.

Makes less than $12,000 a year.

Looks absolutely nothing like the man the National Geographic photo (but don't bother comparing with my profile photo, as that's a stock photo).