71 Funny Slang Terms for Bodily Functions Like Shit, Farts and Periods

If toilet humour is not your thing, go away and read something else. Nobody is forcing you to read this. Well, if they are, that’s a relationship you need to get out of as soon as possible. Then perhaps call the police.

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It’s rude to talk about bodily functions.

Which is precisely why it can be funny. Humour often arises when somebody dares to talk about something they shouldn’t. And if farts aren’t funny, why are there so many hilarious slang terms for them?

You’re going to read this and laugh, you anal-belching enthusiast.

Periods

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Healthy unpregnant women of fertile age bleed once a month. That’s just a fact of life, but one that men don’t like to think about. As Albert Einstein probably once said, never trust anything that bleeds for a whole week and doesn’t die.

Here are some humorous slang terms for a lady’s “special time”:

• Checking into the Red Roof Inn.