9 Awful Problems with Pathetic Weirdo Edward John You Need to Know

It’s about time the idiot got what he deserves

Image by Sammy-Sander from Pixabay. This is not a picture of Edward John, but if it was, this is what he would look like.

I’ve spent enough time criticising other people, so it’s only fair I get some back. I’ve decided to write my own list of things people should hate about me. It will save you having to write them yourself.

#1: He criticises other people

It’s easy to criticise the things people say. Anyone can do that. There are plenty of ridiculous things said by high profile people, so we’re spoilt for choice.

And who the hell does he think he is, criticising Eckhart Tolle?! Tolle has sold many books and his quotes get shared by many people, so everything he says must be true.

Millions of people have been helped by Tolle’s words of wisdom. If Edward John thinks any of them don’t make sense, it’s his own fault for trying too hard to understand them. The key is to just accept them, regardless of whether they are true. Spiritual enlightenment has no place for critical thinkers.

#2: Some of his stories are batshit crazy

He is in no position to criticise other people for saying ridiculous things. He’s said plenty of daft things himself, the stupid waste of space that he is.