Continuing my silly series where I put the Bible through a thesaurus and it ends up completely bonkers — I took The Covenant of Circumcision from Genesis 17 of the Bible, put it through a thesaurus and Grammarly, and this is the result. You can find the previous six parts of this series here: Part 1: I Made the Bible Even More Insane Using a Thesaurus and Grammarly Part…

Would you take it? — Imagine this scenario: An electricity company offers you free electricity for the rest of your life. You can leave as many lights on as you want and plug in loads of electrical equipment, but you will never pay for electricity ever again. …

God hates fags. Some Americans have been shouting about this for years. Particularly the Westboro Baptist Church. They stand around waving signs, so it’s obviously important to them to get rid of the fags. There is even a website dedicated to it:

This is not made up. This is a real thing that has actually happened. Also, it is breaking news. — We have some shocking news for you today. The actor, Jim Carrey, has disappeared into an alternate dimension. Those close to Jim said it happened on Saturday night, after a marathon five-hour sound healing kundalini transcendental meditation session. …

A humorous rhyme about souls, soles, holes, and goats wearing coats — The tangerines are screaming, shouting, “How about you louts that, pouting, Shout about the cows that mow the lawn.” The underpants are being worn, But I’m really not so sure you saw The poor boy with no socks whose mother’s blind. I think you’ll find That I don’t mind Just what time We…

If so, do you have the freedom to change that belief? — I don’t believe we have free will. We can often feel like we have free will, but this is a mistaken feeling. I’ve explained many times why. I’ve got a list with eight other articles relating to free will. One of the first pieces I published to Medium in July…

Sorry seems to be the hardest word, but also one of the most irritating — Some people need to apologise but don’t. But forcing them to apologise is futile. An apology is only worth anything if it’s sincere. Then there are socially anxious people who apologise all the time. They are so terrified of getting on anyone’s bad side that they apologise for everything and…

It clouds your thinking, sends unclear messages to people, and gets in the way of what’s important — “Maybe” is an annoying word. Sometimes, people say “maybe” when they mean “yes”. But often, it’s a “no” that they don’t have the courage to commit to. About ten years ago, I dated a very indecisive woman. Whenever I asked if she wanted to do something, she would reply with…