NONSENSE

A Shocking Revelation About My Uncle Dennis Who is in the Middle of the Woods

I wrote a story using my phone’s predictive text, and this happened

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I sometimes like to write stories using the predictive text on my phone. I start a sentence and then let predictive text finish it. Then I start the following sentence related to that and see where it ends up. I have also put it through Grammarly and tidied it up a bit.

Uncle Dennis was visiting us for the day, and I think I had a nice leisurely lunch with my mum. She said, “Edward, your uncle Dennis is your dad.”

This shocking admission of incest made me laugh, and I think it was an hour or two in the woods with my mum and a doctor who likes it, to be honest with you. The doctor looked me in the eyes and said, “Your mum had sex with her brother, his friends, and the other people lying on the kitchen floor. Then they were too busy with my mum and dad and the other things.”

I was even more shocked to hear that his mum and dad were involved with my mum and dad. Does that mean the doctor could be my dad or two of them? It doesn’t make any sense but let’s talk tomorrow morning and see if I’m free for your birthday party. You are really old, and I am going to the motorway. To be honest, your…