Adult Male and Mathematician (Cain and Abel)

Part 4 of my utterly ridiculous series where I put the Bible through a thesaurus

Andrey Mironov, CC BY-SA 4.0, via Wikimedia Commons. Edited with Canva.

This story is the sequel to these first three parts:

I Made the Bible Even More Insane Using a Thesaurus and Grammarly

Disco Biscuit and Adult Female

The Flop of Disco Biscuit

I took the text of Genesis 4: Cain and Abel and put it through a thesaurus, followed by Grammarly Premium. Then I made a few additional tweaks myself to tidy it up.

In case you’re wondering what some of the names originally were:

• Adult Male = Cain
• Mathematician = Abel