Aunt Plop and His Astonishing Epithelial Duct Mechanical Device

“Uncle Flump and His Amazing Vaginal Swing” put through a thesaurus

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Earlier this year, I wrote this silly little story:

Uncle Flump and His Amazing Vaginal Swing

I decided to see what would happen if I put it through a thesaurus. So, here it is:

Aunt Plop and His Astonishing Epithelial Duct Mechanical Device

Aunt Plop was a pear-shaped part-preserved human being. He lived unaccompanied and wore his unmentionables on the exterior of his garments. Nobody knew reason.

He was nuclear physicist Herbert Alexander Simon Belligerentbaffle, only his nervy kinswoman forever named him Aunt Plop. Then everyone who knew him all over sprouted occupation him that excessively, so he lawfully altered his linguistic unit.

A wizard discoverer, but earthquake misrepresented, he configured an extraordinary country dance for gentle sex.