Bob Geldof Stalked By a Man With a Wonky Leg and Arms That Can’t Stop Flapping About

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Bob Geldof Stalked by Unusual Man

Bob Geldof, the renowned musician and philanthropist, has reported being stalked by an enigmatic man with an odd limp and arms that simply wouldn’t stop flapping about maniacally. Geldof, who was out for a leisurely stroll in his hometown of London, claims he was approached by this peculiar man with an uncanny gait, who kept his arms close to his sides in a bizarre, repetitive motion. He said the man followed him for a few miles, and only stopped when Geldof began to sprint away at top speed.

Geldof was understandably shaken by the episode and expressed his terror of the situation. “It was an incredibly harrowing experience,” he said. “I’m so thankful that I was able to flee in time.” The police have now opened an investigation into the incident, and are imploring anyone with information about the man to come forward. They urge anyone who may have seen something to come forward and provide any details they can to aid the investigation.