Breaking News: Handsome Actor Jim Carrey Has Mysteriously Disappeared into Another Dimension

This is not made up. This is a real thing that has actually happened. Also, it is breaking news.

Edward John
4 min readJul 29, 2022
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We have some shocking news for you today. The actor, Jim Carrey, has disappeared into an alternate dimension.

Those close to Jim said it happened on Saturday night, after a marathon five-hour sound healing kundalini transcendental meditation session. This had followed from an ayahuasca ceremony he had done the previous day.

Oprah Winfrey, who was with him at the time, said she had never seen anything like it before. “I’ve never seen anything like this before,” she said. “Of all the things I’ve previously seen, none of them have been anything like this. Not even close.”

Jeff Daniels, who was also there, said he didn’t know how to explain what happened. “I don’t know how to explain what happened,” he said. “What happened is something I just don’t have an explanation for. And I usually do have explanations for most things.”

Ewan McGregor, from Star Wars, was there as well. He says that when it happened, he had no idea what was going on. “I literally had no idea what was going on,” he said. “Whatever was going on, I have no idea what it was. Which was strange because I usually have plenty of ideas.”

Eckhart Tolle, who had previously meditated with Carrey, had this to say:


Experts are currently investigating what happened. “We are currently investigating what happened,” said one of them. “Something happened, and we are investigating what that thing was. Once we find out what it was, we will know, but until then, we won’t.”

One theory, put forward by another expert, was that something else might have happened. “We think something else happened,” they said. “Whatever you think might have happened, we think it’s likely to be something different, not the same as others have suggested.”

Meanwhile, his friends are speculating when, or if, he might return. Oprah was one of those friends who was speculating this. “I’m wondering when, or if, he…



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