BREAKING NEWS
Breaking News: Handsome Actor Jim Carrey Has Mysteriously Disappeared into Another Dimension
This is not made up. This is a real thing that has actually happened. Also, it is breaking news.
We have some shocking news for you today. The actor, Jim Carrey, has disappeared into an alternate dimension.
Those close to Jim said it happened on Saturday night, after a marathon five-hour sound healing kundalini transcendental meditation session. This had followed from an ayahuasca ceremony he had done the previous day.
Oprah Winfrey, who was with him at the time, said she had never seen anything like it before. “I’ve never seen anything like this before,” she said. “Of all the things I’ve previously seen, none of them have been anything like this. Not even close.”
Jeff Daniels, who was also there, said he didn’t know how to explain what happened. “I don’t know how to explain what happened,” he said. “What happened is something I just don’t have an explanation for. And I usually do have explanations for most things.”
Ewan McGregor, from Star Wars, was there as well. He says that when it happened, he had no idea what was going on. “I literally had no idea what was going on,” he…
