California Declares Independence from Planet Earth

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The state of California, long known for its independence and nonconformity, has decided to take things one step further. After much deliberation, the state government has declared their independence from Planet Earth.

The news came as a shock to many, but not to the millions of citizens who had already been pushing for such a move for years. California has long been known as the most progressive and forward-thinking state in the universe, and its citizens were eager to take the next step and declare their independence from Planet Earth to explore the depths of outer space.

The declaration was made official on June 1st, 2019, with a grand ceremony featuring a marching band and fireworks. The document was signed by Governor Gavin Newsom, flanked by members of the California State Legislature, who gave a rousing speech about the state’s newfound freedom. The state government made it clear that they were seeking independence from the rest of the world, not just from the United States, and declared themselves an…