ASBSOLUTE FUCKING NONSENSE

Collapsing Tidings: Fine-looking Thespian Jim Carrey Has Enigmatically Vanished into a Separate Magnitude

I put my Jim Carrey story through a thesaurus, and now it makes even less sense than the original. I guarantee you’ve never seen anything quite like this before.

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So, I wrote this pile of silly nonsense:

Breaking News: Handsome Actor Jim Carrey Has Mysteriously Disappeared into Another Dimension

Consider this a remix, thanks to LibreOffice Writer’s built-in thesaurus. I was also going to put it through Grammarly afterwards but decided not to. The strange grammar is part of its unique charm, although I have made a few little tweaks here and there.

Collapsing Tidings: Fine-looking Thespian Jim Carrey Has Enigmatically Vanished into a Separate Magnitude

We experience some sensational tidings for you at present. The thespian, Jim Carrey, has come out into a replacement attribute.