ASBSOLUTE FUCKING NONSENSE

Collapsing Tidings: Fine-looking Thespian Jim Carrey Has Enigmatically Vanished into a Separate Magnitude

I put my Jim Carrey story through a thesaurus, and now it makes even less sense than the original. I guarantee you’ve never seen anything quite like this before.

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Edward John

Edward John

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This is a pen name, and that’s not a photo of me. Prone to alternating between deep wisdom and idiotic nonsense. edwardjohnwrites@gmail.com