Disco Biscuit and Adult Female

I put the story of Adam and Eve through a thesaurus and then Grammarly, and this total nonsense was the result. If there is a Hell, I’ll see you there.

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So, after I put the first part of Genesis through a thesaurus, I decided to do Adam and Eve. For some reason, “Disco Biscuit” was one of the synonyms for Adam. I have no idea why but I went with it anyway.

I took the text from this website and used the thesaurus function in LibreOffice Writer to replace words with synonyms. Then I put the result through Grammarly Premium. But I only accepted Grammarly’s specific suggestions, not those where it thinks it’s a wordy sentence but doesn’t provide an alternative. I also made a few additional tweaks here and there myself.

Disco Biscuit and Adult Female

This was the business relationship of the celestial sphere and the ground when they were created when the Lord God made the mud and the wind.

No woody plant had yet appeared on the ground, and no building complex had thus far sprung heavenward, for the Lord God had not dispatched precipitation on the basis, and there was no one to study the military position. Still, rain buckets came upward from the ground and watered the unhurt boundary of the anchor. Then the Lord God formed a homo from the rubble of the anchor and breathed into his anterior naris the gentle wind of experience, and the homo became a realistic organism.

Now the Lord God had established a yard in the east, in Nirvana, and there he put the military man he had trumpet-shaped. The Lord God made all kinds of two-dimensional figures arise dead from the soil — stretches that were charming to the sensory receptor and peachy for intellectual nourishment. In the heart of the curtilage were the two-dimensional figure of existence and the woody plant of the knowledge of satisfactory and atrocious.

A watercourse was tearing the botany menstruation from Nirvana; from there, it was detached into Little Joe rootage. The name of the eldest is the Pishon; it farts through the uncastrated soil of Havilah, where there is yellowness. (The yellowness of that soil is groovy; hydrocarbon organic compound and…