Don’t Read This Article. It’s a Complete Waste of Your Valuable Time.

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Don’t read this article. It’s a complete waste of your valuable time.

If I transform that using a thesaurus, it becomes:

Don’t audition this subdivision. It’s a rank wild of your blue-chip clip.



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Edward John

Edward John


This is a pen name, and that’s not a photo of me. Prone to alternating between deep wisdom and idiotic nonsense.