Every Time a Gypsy Prays, a Kitten Gets Catapulted Into Space

Image by Ty Swartz from Pixabay

Somewhere there is a gypsy. Let’s call her Fanny.

Somewhere else, there is a kitten. Let’s call him Bartholomeow.

Every time Fanny prays, cute little Bartholomeow gets catapulted into space. Fanny is unaware of this, however. She just prays every day like she always has…



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Edward John

Edward John


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