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Forced to Ride a Roller Coaster Over and Over Again All Day Long
5 insane imaginary scenarios where the punishment fits the crime
Imagine if you did something wrong, then as a punishment, you had to do that thing many times until you were sick of it. Would you do that thing again? I doubt it.
Here I take a look at a bunch of amusing scenarios where this could work.
Man steals cheese, forced to eat nothing but cheese
Dennis loves cheese. Every day he steals cheese. He can’t seem to get enough of the cheese.
Eventually, the police catch him. He gets sent to jail for one month, during which time he is only given cheese to eat every day.
On the final day, he is forced to continuously eat cheese until he vomits. Then he’s forced to eat the vomit until he vomits again. Then he has to smear the cheesy vomit over his face.
Do you think he will want to steal cheese again after that?
Woman steals shoes, forced to steal shoes every day
A woman who loves shoes keeps stealing them. And it’s not because she needs shoes. She has enough shoes already.
