BREAKING NEWS

God to Release Holy Bible 2.0 in an Effort to Clear Up All the Confusion

“The first Bible was my difficult first album. I didn’t really know what I was doing.”

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After many years of resting on his laurels, God is set to release a long-awaited sequel to the Bible. Set to be titled Holy Bible 2.0, it is intended…

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