How dare you! I am offended on Kanye's behalf, and because I am offended that automatically means I am right. If you are offended by me being offended, I am offended by that. I am now 2:1 more offended than you are, and if that offends you, I don't care. I am Kanye West's future female child trapped in an adult white man's body, and I will be having surgery tomorrow to rectify this.