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I Started Having Cold Showers and Developed These 7 Awesome Superpowers
People who have cold showers are superior beings in every possible way that you can possibly imagine, and those you can’t imagine too
Cold showers are all the rage. Some say they are the best invention since Desmond Bicycle invented the bicycle.
Others say cold showers are a waste of time. An unnecessary way of inflicting suffering on yourself, like punching yourself in the face or attempting to eat cardboard.
What is the truth?
Well, I decided to try it out for myself. I committed to spending a week having cold showers every morning and haven’t looked back since. But that’s because I have a neck injury — a coincidence and one of the only problems the cold showers didn’t fix.
For me, the effects have been genuinely life-changing. In this informative and serious article, I will list the ways how that is the case, for want of a better sentence.
My 7 new superpowers, thanks to cold showers
This is just what happened to me, so your experiences might vary. But if my experiences are anything to go by, your…
