SHIPS I JUMPED OUT OF BEFORE THEY SANK

I’ve Abandoned Over 100 Articles, and Some of Them Are Absolutely Ridiculous

This article is the longest I’ve published to Medium so far, but that wasn’t intentional. There are many amusing things here, though, so please read it. Or at least start reading it. Then carry on reading it. If you want to, of course. I’m not forcing you. I’m not holding…

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Edward John

Edward John

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This is a pen name, and that’s not a photo of me. Prone to alternating between deep wisdom and idiotic nonsense. edwardjohnwrites@gmail.com