InThe PubbyEdward JohnBreaking News: Oprah Winfrey and Jim Carrey Announce Their Engagement 💍👰🏾🤵🏻Honest to God (yes, him), this is actual real news that has actually happened for realSep 20, 20244Sep 20, 20244
InThe PubbyEdward JohnYou Must Try My Amazing Elaborate 11-Step 5-Hour Morning RoutineIs this the best morning routine since sliced bread?Aug 27, 202412Aug 27, 202412
Edward John11 Ways I Am 10x Better Than Twice What You Are on a Really Good Day#14 is the best one, although they are all the best. This entire article is the best thing anyone has ever written, including Alberto…Dec 14, 20222Dec 14, 20222
Edward JohnMy Top 7 Funniest Medium Stories Will Make You Piss Your PantsFEATURING: My (Probably Incorrect) Predictions for the Year 2022 on Planet EarthDec 8, 20221Dec 8, 20221
Edward JohnHave You Seen These 9 Strange Things Found on Google Street View?The pigeon people, the lampshade people, the horse with hands, and the Squid Game golfersNov 20, 20221Nov 20, 20221
Edward JohnForced to Ride a Roller Coaster Over and Over Again All Day Long5 insane imaginary scenarios where the punishment fits the crimeJan 4, 20223Jan 4, 20223
InThe Bad InfluencebyEdward JohnThese 3 Offensive Comedians Will Make You Piss Your PantsHopefully with laughter, but possibly also out of shock or as some absurd protest. But if you piss your pants for none of these reasons…Nov 9, 20228Nov 9, 20228
Edward John71 Funny Slang Terms for Bodily Functions Like Shit, Farts and PeriodsIf toilet humour is not your thing, go away and read something else. Nobody is forcing you to read this. Well, if they are, that’s a…Nov 13, 20222Nov 13, 20222
InThe PubbyEdward JohnSmall Elephants Will Ride TricyclesA wonderfully weird poem from 2014Nov 4, 20222Nov 4, 20222
InDoctor FunnybyEdward John7 Weird Things You Had Absolutely No Idea Jim Carrey Wasn’tA silly rhyme not about limes or times of year. Do you hear? The deer are on the pier, near the weir. The sheer audacity of the lack of…Oct 30, 20222Oct 30, 20222
InThe Bad InfluencebyEdward JohnWhat Would it Be Like if the Whole World Suddenly Stopped Wearing Trousers?Imagine if everyone stopped wearing trousers. I’m not sure why this would ever happen, but what would it be like if it did? I’ve got many…Oct 29, 20222Oct 29, 20222
InThe Bad InfluencebyEdward JohnBreaking News: Being Offended to Become Illegal By 2050This is important information that you need to know. Read it now, or you won’t know it, unless you read it later. But the sooner you read…Oct 24, 20223Oct 24, 20223
Edward John22 of My Hilarious Speech Bubble Images Put Together Out of ContextClicking the images might take you to the stories they are from. Or they might take you to completely different stories. There’s only one…Oct 15, 20221Oct 15, 20221
Edward JohnHow to Do Anti-claps to Cancel Out the Noise Created by ClapsA complete, sensible, no-nonsense guide that even an imbecile can follow.Oct 14, 20224Oct 14, 20224
Edward JohnThe Return of the Postman: a Silly Story I Wrote in 2009WARNING: This is very juvenile and weird. If you are looking for something normal and sensible, please go away and come back later.Oct 12, 20224Oct 12, 20224
Edward JohnSausage Wench to Endeavour to Pilot House-shaped Projectile to the Satellite“Frank T Bird to Attempt to Fly Homemade Rocket to the Moon” put through a thesaurusSep 29, 20222Sep 29, 20222
Edward John17 Directions to Remain Animated and Not Become Into Disturbance (if You’re Goose-like)“17 Ways to Stay Alive and Not Get Into Trouble” put through a thesaurusSep 24, 2022Sep 24, 2022
Edward JohnAunt Plop and His Astonishing Epithelial Duct Mechanical Device“Uncle Flump and His Amazing Vaginal Swing” put through a thesaurusSep 23, 2022Sep 23, 2022
Edward John17 Ways to Stay Alive and Not Get Into Trouble (if You’re Stupid)#26 is the best one, but so is #23Sep 22, 2022Sep 22, 2022
Edward JohnEvery Time a Gypsy Prays, a Kitten Gets Catapulted Into SpaceSame gypsy, same kittenSep 21, 20222Sep 21, 20222
