Edward JohnWould You Go to an Amusement Park and Not Go On the Rides?Imagine the following scenario:May 5, 20244May 5, 20244
Edward JohnThe Elephant in the RoomWhy the hell is there an elephant in a room?May 30, 20241May 30, 20241
Edward John“Well, Life Isn’t Fair” — Why This is a Total Cop-OutJust because other people are bastards doesn’t mean you have to be tooNov 15, 20221Nov 15, 20221
InThe Orange JournalbyEdward John3 Reasons Why You Should Make Your Smartphone StupidYou’ll be safer, less distracted, and get more doneNov 1, 20225Nov 1, 20225
Edward John3 Fascinating Things I Recently Learned About the Internet, Irony, and New YorkDo you realise that the internet might be dead? Or that there is a secret wire high above New York City? No? Well, isn’t that ironic? No…Oct 26, 20222Oct 26, 20222
InThe ShortformbyEdward JohnWe Have Ruined This Planet. What Chance Have We Got On Mars?Modern humans have existed for about 200,000 years. In that time, we have made a right mess of things.Sep 23, 20221Sep 23, 20221
Edward JohnWhy Do Crowds of People All Record Big Events on Their Phones?There are professional cameras already recording it, you idiots!Sep 12, 20224Sep 12, 20224
InThe ShortformbyEdward JohnWho the Hell Goes Mountain Biking While Wearing a Skirt?Ladies’ bikes are usually made with a lowered crossbar, like this:Jul 25, 2022Jul 25, 2022
InUnfiltered VisionbyEdward JohnJust Because An Idea is New, Doesn’t Necessarily Mean It’s BetterAnyone can come up with something new. Proving it’s superior is the tricky part.Jul 22, 20221Jul 22, 20221
Edward JohnIs it Really Fatphobia or Just a Healthy Aversion to Obesity?If something can kill us, shouldn’t we be scared of it?Jul 21, 20222Jul 21, 20222
Edward JohnShould Parents Have to Pass a Test to Qualify to Raise Children?People have to pass tests to do other important things, so why not this too?Jun 23, 20229Jun 23, 20229
Edward JohnThe Most Pointless Zoom Meeting I Ever Attended During the COVID-19 LockdownThe dullest conversation I’ve ever tried to be part of. It was so boring it was actually painful.Jun 8, 20225Jun 8, 20225
Edward JohnWhy Does An Old Man Walk Naked Around My Local Woods?Is he just an attention seeker?Jun 6, 20224Jun 6, 20224
Edward JohnWhy We Shouldn’t Applaud the TikTok Video of the Lazy, Depressed LawyerShe is too lazy and depressed to brush her teeth but not too lazy and depressed to make a videoJun 4, 20221Jun 4, 20221
Edward JohnMy Life Would Have Been Better If I Wasn’t AutisticSorry, but autism is not the ideal way to beMay 25, 202219May 25, 202219
Edward JohnWhy Are So Many People Weaponising Words Ending in “Phobia”?Be honest about why you’re labelling somebody with such a wordMay 24, 2022May 24, 2022
Edward JohnYou Can’t Demand a Genuine Apology From Someone Who Isn’t Really SorryA forced apology is a complete waste of everyone’s timeApr 2, 20223Apr 2, 20223
InBlow Your StackbyEdward JohnHave You Seen This YouTuber Who Stands in Front of Angry Drivers?His foolish behaviour puts himself and other road users in serious dangerMar 30, 20223Mar 30, 20223
InWriters’ BlokkebyEdward JohnIf You Swear All the Time, You’re a Lazy WriterOver a million words in the English language and you keep using the same oneMar 28, 20229Mar 28, 20229
InBlow Your StackbyEdward JohnHow Dare You Dictate to Me What I’m Permitted to Find FunnyJust because you were offended, that doesn’t mean the joke wasn’t funnyMar 24, 20229Mar 24, 20229
