Los Angeles to be Demolished and Replaced by Giant Underwear Factory

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Los Angeles residents were left shocked today when it was announced that the city would be demolished and replaced by a giant underwear factory.

The decision to demolish the city was made by the city council, who cited rising costs of maintenance and the potential for higher profits as the main reasons for the decision.

The new factory, which will be the world’s largest, will create up to 10,000 jobs and will produce a variety of underwear styles, including boxers, briefs, and thongs. The factory is expected to be completed in two years.

In response to the announcement, many residents expressed sadness at the loss of the city but also excitement at the potential for job opportunities and economic growth.

The city council has also promised to provide assistance to those affected by the demolition, including housing, job training, and relocation assistance.

This marks a major shift in the city’s economy, and the future of Los Angeles looks brighter than ever.