NEW YEAR

My (Probably Incorrect) Predictions for the Year 2022 on Planet Earth

If all this comes true, I will go completely insane

Image by kalhh from Pixabay. Filtered using Canva. A random sentence about Rupert Bear, just to see if anyone notices.

California will declare independence from the United States. Los Angeles will then declare independence from California. The United States will then declare independence from Planet Earth.

England will declare independence from the United Kingdom. So will Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland. The UK will then continue to exist purely as a theoretical concept, with Ian Hislop as Prime Minister.

France and Spain will join together and rename themselves Germany. The actual Germany will threaten to invade them if they don’t change it. So, they will change it to The Real Germany. Germany will then rename itself The REAL Real Germany. The European Union will tell them to “stop messing about or we will bang your heads together”.

Susie Kearley will start an animal shelter and publish a vegan recipe book. This will become a huge hit, making her rich. She will buy an island and we’ll never see her again.

Hogan Torah will continue causing mischief both on and offline. The less said about that the better. Unless more needs to be said, in which case it will be. It might not be, though, unless it is (which it…