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My Top 7 Funniest Medium Stories Will Make You Piss Your Pants
FEATURING: My (Probably Incorrect) Predictions for the Year 2022 on Planet Earth
Sometimes, I write something that makes me nearly fall off my chair, laughing. Here are seven times that has happened.
WARNING: If you read these, you might pee in your panties. If that happens, I take full responsibility and should be severely punished. Smear yoghurt over me and then catapult me into mayonnaise. I deserve it.
5 Rock-Solid Reasons Why God Definitely Exists That You Can’t Possibly Argue With
God doesn’t exist, but if he did, these would be the reasons why.
If none of the reasons make sense to you, that’s your own fault, and you should go to your room and think long and hard about how defective your brain is. After that, all your brainpower will be used up, and you will need to go to sleep.
Once you wake up, the entire world might be different. It probably won’t be, but you never know.