Now look here, my good fellow. You just be careful. There are over 67 million of us over here. Don't make us all come round your house and give you a ruddy good talking to!

By the way, shold I have spelt it "rond yor hose"?

Anyway, can't we just just decide to blame the French? After all, the words ending in "re" are their fault. It would be easier if we just decided all the other silly spellings were too.