"Of course, Life is not meaningless (you nihilist.)"

I don't think life is meaningless. The point of that article was to say that just because we don't have free will, that DOESN'T mean life is meaningless. Obviously I didn't make that clear enough.

"you are perfectly, free. To a limited degree; of course; let's say 3%."

3% free is not free at all.

"Hmmm, let me see... do I juggle the bananas, or the hand grenades, this time?"

Clearly the bananas are the better choice. No need for free will. The determining factor in the decision is that you don't want to get blown up.