Paul McCartney Catapulted into a Giant Bowl of Custard

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It was a warm summer day in Liverpool, and Paul McCartney was out for a stroll. As he walked along, he heard a loud thump coming from behind him. He spun around to see what it was, and to his surprise, he saw a large catapult with him in the basket, being fired into the sky.*

Paul screamed as he felt the catapult launch him into the heavens. As he flew, he could see the ground below him shrinking in size. Suddenly, he realized he was heading towards a giant bowl of custard that was suspended in mid-air. Paul shut his eyes tight and braced himself as he felt the catapult come to an abrupt stop and he was hurled into the bowl.

Paul opened his eyes and found himself submerged in custard. He tried to grab onto the sides of the bowl but the custard was too thick and he couldn’t get a grip. He was slowly sinking deeper into the bowl, and he was starting to panic.

Suddenly, a giant spoon swooped in from above and scooped Paul out of the bowl. Paul looked up to see a mysterious figure…