Sausage Wench to Endeavour to Pilot House-shaped Projectile to the Satellite

“Frank T Bird to Attempt to Fly Homemade Rocket to the Moon” put through a thesaurus

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I recently published this fun story about Frank T Bird: Frank T Bird to Attempt to Fly Homemade Rocket to the Moon.

I decided to see what would happen if I put it through a thesaurus. One of the synonyms for Frank is Sausage. One of the synonyms for Bird is Wench. Remove the T, and his name becomes Sausage Wench.

Other versions of his name could be:

• Blunt Meat
• Candid Skirt
• Obvious Shuttlecock
• Hotdog Raspberry
• Weenie Boo
• Stamp Snort
• Dog Hiss
• Straight-from-the-shoulder Badminton Equipment

But for now, let’s go with Sausage Wench.

I have deliberately not corrected the resulting grammar errors as I think that’s part of its charm. It makes it similar to foreign English translations such as Engrish.

Sausage Wench to Endeavour to Pilot House-shaped Projectile to the Satellite