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Simon Forces David Hasselhoff to Listen to Clowncore While on a Roller Coaster
5 of my favourite least-viewed stories you need to see
3 min readFeb 10, 2022
I really like these stories, so I was disappointed that they didn’t get many views. If you don’t like at least one of them, you have my permission to smear yoghurt over my face.
Forced to Ride a Roller Coaster Over and Over Again All Day Long
I first thought about the idea of someone being forced to repeatedly ride a roller coaster. Then that got me thinking. What if there were some crimes where the punishment was directly related to the crime.
Here are the five punishments:
- Man steals cheese, forced to eat nothing but cheese.
- Woman steals shoes, forced to steal shoes every day.
- Child sneaks into an amusement park without paying, is then forced to live there.
- Neighbour plays loud music at night, forced to listen to loud music all the time.
- Pervert caught peeping at nude women, forced to continuously look at naked people — even the ugly fat ones.
