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Simon Tries an Experimental Medical Treatment and Ends Up Being Alone in the Bathroom
I wrote a story by getting predictive text to finish my sentences. The result is closed on Monday and Wednesday to discuss my qualifications in more detail.
“I’m going to reverse engineer your mind,” said Doctor Bonkersface to Simon as he sat there in front of him like a pie filled with lots of love. “It won’t hurt but it will have colorful and vibrant colors. These are kind of like an imaginary orchestra in the bathroom. Do you know what I mean?”
‘No,” replied Simon as he sat there in front of him like a large piece of paper. “I don’t understand what the hell is going on with your mind and body massage centers.”
“Never mind our mind and body massage centers. They are only for use by people who are interested in the dark side.”
“What is the dark side?”
“The dark side is the place where you can make a difference to your mind. It is filled with lots of people who are sharing connections to the sound of a building that feeds on the consciousness of a few days.”
“I see. This makes perfect sense, but only if I don’t have any holes.”
