BARKING AT THE DONKEYS

The Day I Tried to Get Leg Extensions So I Could Argue With Giraffes

This story is absolutely batshit crazy, and you shouldn’t read it. If you do, and you lose your mind, I take no responsibility. But you’re going to read it anyway, though, right? There’s no way back now. You’ve opened the door, and now you’re going to fall through into the abyss.

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