The Flop of Disco Biscuit

Part 3 of my hilarious series where I put the Bible through a thesaurus

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This story is the sequel to these two:

I Made the Bible Even More Insane Using a Thesaurus and Grammarly

Disco Biscuit and Adult Female

I took the text of Genesis 3: The Fall and put it through a thesaurus, followed by Grammarly Premium. Then I made a few additional tweaks myself to tidy it up.

For some reason, one of the synonyms for Adam is Disco Biscuit. I’ve no idea why.

The Flop of Disco Biscuit

The pyrotechnic was foxier than the mad beasts the LORD God had made. So he said to the female person, “Did God say, ‘You must not run through from any two-dimensional figure in the yard’?”

The female person said to the firework, “We may ingest beer from the woody plant in the yard, but God did say, ‘Your grape…