Edward John
Edward John

Jul 22, 2022

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The Tugboat of Confusion

Part 6 in my silly series where I put the Bible through a thesaurus

By Pieter Brueghel the Elder — bAGKOdJfvfAhYQ at Google Arts & Culture, Public Domain, https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=22178101. Filtered using Canva.

I took The Tower of Babel from Genesis 11 of the Bible, put it through a thesaurus, and this is the result. You can find the previous five parts of this series here:

  • Part 1: I Made the Bible Even More Insane Using a Thesaurus and Grammarly
  • Part 2: Disco…

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