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This Story is NOT About Smillew Rahcuef
It’s actually about some strange people with long arms
During my first year at Medium, I have written several articles about Smillew Rahcuef. I don’t know how many exactly. I can’t be bothered to check.
But I wrote two in quick succession recently.
Actually, that’s not true. It was one big one, but the editor of Doctor Funny advised me to split it into two. It didn’t make sense as one big one. It didn’t make sense as two separate ones either, but it made even less sense as one and in the wrong way.
Two good small nonsenses are better than one big bad nonsense. A good philosophy to live by, I’m sure you’ll agree.
So anyway, I realised it would be best to not write about Smillew Rahcuef for a while. Otherwise, he might think I’m obsessed with him. Which I’m not. As I’ve already said, I’m obsessed with Tom Cruise, David Hasselhoff and Justin Bieber.
So, then I wrote several articles NOT about Smillew. But I thought it was worth ensuring people understood that I’m not obsessed with him. Which I’m not!
So this is why I’m writing this. Because this has the title “This Story is NOT About Smillew Rahcuef”, which is better than simply not writing about him. If I don’t write about him, you might not…
