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Thomas the Train, Lying on the Consciousness of This Email, Has a Very Bizarre YouTube Channel
I wrote a story by getting predictive text to finish my sentences. The result is closed for lunch on Friday night.
Thomas was a pleasure to meet. Everyone said that, even his wife and daughter and her husband. Everyone loved Thomas the tank engine optimization services at a glance. Glancing is what people do when they are not filtered into your mind.
Thomas was unemployed and a medium-sized bowl of soup. Minestrone with a big bag of chips and salsa dancing. It doesn’t make sense but it is a genuine leather jacket and a flannel shirt.
Thomas had many friends to come in the dark. This was when the secret conversation about the position of Assistant Professor of Medicine and Surgery was scheduled for. There had been many applicants but only five people actually came to the meeting.
When Thomas walked into the meeting, the chairperson looked at him like he was a daft idea. “Thomas, you are not the intended recipient! You must take your bike to Alistair,” she said with a lot of fun and exciting news.
“Who is Alistair?” replied Thomas. “The apostle's Peter and Paul, the dark Knight rises in the bathroom, but only…
