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Top 10 Awesome Ways to Amuse Your Bored Pet Badger

Never again will your badger be moping around the house looking miserable

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Few people keep badgers as pets. But those who do know that unless you keep them entertained they can go insane. So, here are ten fun ways to keep them amused.

Warning:

I shouldn’t really have to say this. But just in case any stupid people are reading that might take any of this seriously:

PLEASE DON’T HARM ANY ANIMALS!

#1: Custard catapult

Place a giant bowl of custard at one end of your garden. Then use a giant catapult to hurl your badger through the air and into the custard. You will need to test it first with an inanimate object of the same size and weight.

I have no idea whether badgers like custard, though. You might want to flavour it with whatever badgers do like.

After a quick Google search, it turns out that badgers like to eat:

• Earthworms
• Frogs
• Rodents
• Birds
• Eggs
• Lizards
• Insects