Disco Biscuit and Adult Female

I put the story of Adam and Eve through a thesaurus and then Grammarly, and this total nonsense was the result. If there is a Hell, I’ll see you there.

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So, after I put the first part of Genesis through a thesaurus, I decided to do Adam and Eve. For some reason, “Disco Biscuit” was one of the synonyms for Adam. I have no idea why but I went with it anyway.

I took the text from this website and used the thesaurus function in LibreOffice Writer to replace words with synonyms. Then I put the result through Grammarly Premium. But I only accepted Grammarly’s specific suggestions, not those where it thinks it’s a wordy sentence but doesn’t provide an alternative. I also made a few additional tweaks here and there myself.

Disco Biscuit and Adult Female

This was the business relationship of the celestial sphere and the ground when they were created when the Lord God made the mud and the wind.

No woody plant had yet appeared on the ground, and no building complex had thus far sprung heavenward, for the Lord God had not dispatched precipitation on the basis, and there was no one to study the military position. Still, rain buckets came upward from the ground and watered the unhurt…