“I Have Absolutely No Idea What Happened” — Jim Carrey Finally Returns 😲

Jim Carrey has absolutely no idea what happened to him when he disappeared into an alternate dimension

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This is a momentous occasion.

(New paragraph after the first sentence, for dramatic effect. Tim Denning and Sean Kernan do that, so it must be right.)

After mysteriously disappearing into another dimension, Jim Carrey has finally returned. In this informative and entirely sensible article, we take a look at what happened. Once we have done that, who knows what will happen? Things might go completely mental. Let’s see.

Jim Carrey returns from the alternate dimension

It was a Thursday morning at 9:32 am in the morning when handsome actor Jim Carrey finally returned from the alternate dimension into which he had previously disappeared. As he emerged through the transdimensional vortex in his meditation room wall, he had several thoughts which he later decided to share with us.

But his first thought was not, I must immediately call a press conference to tell everyone about this.

“I did not emerge back in this reality and immediately want to call a press conference,” he said…