What the Hell is a ‘Disco Biscuit’?

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If I told you that you were a disco biscuit, what would you think?

I’d never heard this term before. Then I started altering the bible using a thesaurus, with hilarious results.

When I came to do part 2 of that series, the name Adam had “disco biscuit” as one of its synonyms. I had no idea why. But I went with it anyway, and so the story of Adam and Eve became Disco Biscuit and Adult Female.

But what is a disco biscuit?

According to Wikipedia, disco biscuit is a slang term for either of these hard drugs:

• Methaqualone or Quaalude
• MDMA (ecstasy)

So, why is it a synonym for Adam?

According to Urban Dictionary, Adam can have several slang meanings:

• A kid who makes bets with people and ends up owing them money
• A freaking psychopath
• A man who sits at home on a computer and reads definitions about his own name
• A tall boy with perfect hair
• He’s actually not gay but is still the gayest kid in school
• Etc.

Well, that got me nowhere. I still have no idea.