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Bible Thesaurus Nonsense Part 7: The Written Agreement of Cutting Off
Continuing my silly series where I put the Bible through a thesaurus and it ends up completely bonkers
4 min readAug 9, 2022
I took The Covenant of Circumcision from Genesis 17 of the Bible, put it through a thesaurus and Grammarly, and this is the result. You can find the previous six parts of this series here:
- Part 1: I Made the Bible Even More Insane Using a Thesaurus and Grammarly
- Part 2: Disco Biscuit and Adult Female
- Part 3: The Flop of Disco Biscuit
- Part 4: Adult Male and Mathematician (Cain and Abel)
- Part 5: Lousiness in the Galaxy; Patriarch and the Geological Spectacle
- Part 6: The Tugboat of Confusion
The Written Agreement of Cutting Off
When Abram was ninety-nine years elderly, the LORD looked to him and said, “I am Supreme Being Omnipotent; base on balls in front of me dependably and be clean-handed. Then I will shuffle my written agreement betwixt me and you and bang-up modify your drawing.”
Abram slipped away with a tossed-off expression, and God said, “As for me, this is my written agreement with you: You will be the…
